This story is about a type of man that we call a “lazy lover.” They want all of the gratification that they can receive from sex, without providing and of the gratification that a woman looks for from sex. Pretty much, they want to get off and not put forth any effort to help you out. Sounds like every woman’s dream right? Anywho on to the story, Boy that I was dating made the comment that he did not need sex from me. At first I was kind of shocked. “Since when?” was the question I chose to ask. He proceeded to tell me that he no longer wanted to have sex with a partner because it was “too much work,” and that it was easier to “take care of himself.” As you can imagine this was NOT what I wanted to hear. Seriously how much more selfish can a person get? I want to have an orgasm but am to lazy to attempt to give you one. Nothing says love quite like that so I kicked him to the curb. A few weeks later at about midnight someone started banging on my door. You guessed it, lazy lover had arrived and we can all guess what he wanted. He proceeded to try everything he could to try and get laid. My only response to him was, “ I would rather take care of myself, I do it right EVERY time.” So gentlemen, think long and hard before you say anything that could insult a woman’s sexual pride. You are NOT the only sex that prides themselves on their sexual accomplishments and ability. You may just want to have sex with a woman sometime in the future; and if you haven’t noticed, women tell every woman they can get to listen about everything shady thing a man does. So if you say something like this, every woman that she meets in the next six months will hear about it and you will be on the sexual blacklist. If you doubt me when I say that we need sex like you do and our sexuality can be offended, check out an episode of Sex and the City and watch the girls. That show is a legend for a reason.